How do you get a successful Black man or any

other Black man to find a website?

(Drag the letter "A" towards the letter "B" for the answer)

 

A       Label the website "How to date and marry a White woman"  B

 

 

 

Click the panic button if your boss is coming!!

Three Black Men and one Black Woman's Sacrifice

Three black men and one lone black woman were holding on to a rope hanging from a high helicopter.  The rope could not hold all four, so they decided that one of them must "let go" to save the rest.  No one wanted to let go, so the lone black woman made a heart tearing speech.  She said "I am willing to let go to save the rest of you, because all my life I have made sacrifices for black men without reciprocation, my father, my brothers, my husband and my sons.". With great relief, all the black men holding on, started to clap.

 

 

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The Black Woman and the Wedding Dress

A young black woman was getting married in a few weeks. She found out that her father's new young wife just purchased the very identical and expensive dress to what her mother recently purchased to wear to the wedding also. She asked her father's young wife to reconsider wearing the dress. Her father's young wife declined and stated that she would look much better in it. The young bride was horrified and went to her mother with tears of sympathy and asked her mother if she should un-invite her father's wife. The young bride's mother was a middle aged black woman with stunning beauty and grace. The mother told her daughter not to worry, she will just purchase another dress to wear at the wedding. The young bride got concerned and said "Mother, that dress cost you so much money. If you buy another, where will you ever get the chance to wear it?"  The mother smiled and said, "I'm going to wear the dress, I'll just have to wear it at the dinner rehearsal, the night before the wedding".

 

 

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If an elderly black woman says she's broke, she's broke!!

An elderly black woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners." "Go away!" said the elderly black woman. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder. The elderly black woman stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." What part of broke do you not understand?

 

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 The Little White Boy

There was once a poor elderly black women that lived alone in a run down house. Everyday after school, a little white boy would pass by and yell out racially insulting names to her. One day the little boy decided to hide under the elderly woman's porch, in hopes of jumping out and seriously startling her to death. Instead he heard her prayer. "Dear Lord, I'm so hungry. I know you will have food on my door step tomorrow and I will do a dance for you with these old tired feet of mine". The little white boy was maliciously ecstatic after hearing this, he had a plan.

The next day he gathered food from his home and told his friends to follow him after school. He told them the old foolish black woman thinks God listens to her and she will do a dance so they all can laugh. As planned, the boy place the food on her door step and they all hid under her porch. The elderly black lady came out and saw the food. With glee, she said very loudly; "Lord, you are so mighty you answer all prayers. Not only did you send food as I prayed, but your powers are so mighty that you were able to make the devil bring it himself".

 

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The Black Woman and the Genie's lamp

One day a black woman went for a walk along the beach. She stumbled upon a Genie lamp, she rubbed it and the Genie came floating out. He told her that he was very old and she could only have one wish. Immediately the black woman wished for world peace which would include - no more global warming, no hunger/poverty, no crimes, no more wars, and happiness for everyone in the world.

The Genie cringed and said "I told you I am old, a wish like that could drain my powers and destroy me for all eternity. Try something more practical please!"

The Black woman thought hard, then finally she wished for a good black man. A black man that would cherish her, stay faithful, keep a job, be able to hold a respectable and engrossing conversation and spend his spare time at home with their future family. The Genie made a long sigh and asked,  "What was that first wish again?".

 

 

How can a Black woman save to buy a house in one year?

(drag the "D" towards the "M")

 

              D   She should put $10.00 dollars in the bank for every

                         time she sees a Black man with a non-Black woman.       M

 

 

 

 

If Black Men Got Pregnant...

* Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.
* There'd be a cure for stretch marks
* Natural childbirth would become obsolete
* Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem
* All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent
  effective.
* Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained
* Black Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment
* They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute
* Black fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 7: 00pm
* Black Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags
* They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."
* Paternity suits would be a line of clothes
* They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months
* Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree
* Black Women would rule the world!

 

   More to come...

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